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JENNIFER BYRNE MEETS BILL BRYSON         
ABC / Tuesday 17 April @ 10.00pm  

Tonight, Jennifer Byrne introduces us to one of the world's favourite authors. Bill Bryson has delighted book lovers with hilarious and informative books on travelling, words and science. He most recently travelled back to his childhood with The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid. 

Jennifer and Bill chat about the origins of his love of books and language, the highs and lows of success and the joys of having one of the best jobs you could ever imagine. In Jennifer Byrne Presents Bill Bryson, Bill touches on his "11 Rules for Life". In order to make the world a better place he considers these rules ought to take force with immediate effect… 

Following are four of Bill's 11 Rules for Life… 

It is no longer permitted to be stupid and slow. You must choose one or the other. 

People who wear articles of clothing in which the manufacturer’s name or logo is prominently displayed must also wear a badge saying 'Yes, I am an idiot'. 

With immediate effect the following are illegal: tofu; low fat cheese; pronouncing etcetera as if it had a “K” in it; saying in any circumstances that you are seeking closure; thinking that if you put a little bit of food that I really don't want to eat on the end of a fork and wave it in my face it will somehow become attractive to me; and all medical procedures ending in the word “oscopy”. 

All Americans will appreciate irony and Britons will understand that two ice cubes in a drink is not nearly enough.

 

 


                              

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