Classic TV Episodes: The X-Files – Small Potatoes

Fans patiently waiting for the sparks between Mulder and Scully to explode were finally rewarded in “Small Potatoes” — sort of. A loser named Eddie (Darin Morgan) uses his “striated muscle tissue” to bed women by morphing into the men they love — leading to a rash of babies born with tails. When Mulder uncovers the scam, Eddie knocks him out and assumes his shape.

What follows pokes fun at every hallowed X-Files tradition, with Eddie, now played artfully by David Duchovny, slouching into Mulder’s shoes and ridiculing everything from his first name (Fox) to his geeky friends. He even discovers a message from a phone-sex operator on Mulder’s answering machine. The finest touch comes after Eddie (as Mulder) is busted while putting the moves on Scully (Gillian Anderson) over a bottle of wine.

Eddie disappointedly confides to Mulder, “I was born a loser, but you’re one by choice.” A superbly twisted, yet oddly unsettling, romp.

Original Airdate: April 20, 1997

Alastair James is the editor in chief for Memorable TV. He has been involved in media since his university days. Alastair is passionate about television, and some of his favourite shows include Line of Duty, Luther and Traitors. He is always on the lookout for hot new shows, and is always keen to share his knowledge with others.