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Ground floor perfumery, stationery, and leather goods…The world of Are You Being Served



Everyone knows the first line and hardcore fans can easily finish the opening theme to Are You Being Served? They can also tell you that the voice heard is that of Stephanie Gathercole, who played Mr. Rumbold’s first secretary. In a pinch, they can probably also tell you what color Mrs. Slocombe’s hair was in any given episode and recite good chunks of the dialogue verbatim.

Are You Being Served? inspires that kind of rabid loyalty amongst fans, who never tire of its lasciviousness laced with innocence, the outrageous characters and costumes, the chemistry of the cast, and its contagious sense of fun.

On the other hand, it must be said that AYBS? inspires the opposite reaction in a lot of people. There seems to be no middle ground – you either really love it or you absolutely despise it.

What is there not to like, according to its detractors? It is not politically correct – leering and smutty in a Benny Hill sort of way. The jokes are old, obvious, cheap, and tedious, not to mention the fact that the scripts rely on innuendo as well as stereotypes such as the effeminate Mr. Humphries and the battle-axe Mrs. Slocombe, who was as brassy as her ever-changing hair color.

Nevertheless, for years the adventures of the staff at Grace Brothers has reigned as one the most popular sitcoms ever and is still seen regularly around the world including the US and Australia and in the US particularly there is no denying that along with Monty Python’s Flying Circus, AYBS? is the program that most comes to mind when Americans hear the phrase British comedy.


AYBS? is just one of the many programs from the mind of writer/producer/director David Croft. Croft has collaborated with a number of writers during his long and illustrious career, and this time he worked with Jeremy Lloyd.

Lloyd came up with a pilot called Fun in Store after he returned to England from a stint in California writing for Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In. For inspiration, Lloyd drew on memories of his tenure as a sales assistant at Simpson’s Department Store – a job he lost when he was caught selling soft drinks from a fitting-room.

Croft liked the idea a lot but changed a few things (such as adding the women’s department), called in a few debts he was owed, and Are You Being Served? sprang to life. The pilot was shown as a one-off as part of the Comedy Playhouse series.

The airing of the pilot was tinged with sadness because it was shown as a last minute replacement when the massacre of Israeli athletes caused a postponement of the Olympics. It wasn’t until almost a year later that the series proper began.

Croft chose his cast wisely and for the most part they were actors he’d worked with before and each cast member became indelibly identified with their role.

AYBS? harkens back to a time in British society when everyone knew his or her place and there was little questioning of authority or the hierarchical structure of society. At Grace Brothers, the division between the management and the rest of the staff was strictly adhered to, even down to having separate canteens and washrooms.


Top dog was Young Mr. Grace, the frail owner of the store who came equipped with a stream of sexy nurses and secretaries. When Harold Bennett became too ill to continue in the role, his place was taken by Kenneth Waller as his brother, Old Mr. Grace.

Next in this pecking order was Mr. Rumbold, the store manager, who often found himself having to mediate staff quarrels but somehow never getting the story quite right. His physical appearance makes the staff treat him sometimes like the unattractive teacher students made fun of at school, but you get the impression that he’s a decent sort, though maybe not authoritarian enough for such an important position.

High-ranking person on the sales floor was Captain Peacock, whose job it was to direct customers to the appropriate department and clerk. Though he was only in the catering corps, Captain Peacock took his military background and authority seriously, even though his eye for the ladies sometimes got him in trouble.

There was even a pecking order among the sales force. Overseeing the men’s department was Mr. Grainger, a grandfatherly figure who had a tendency to catch 40 winks during staff meetings and while at the counter. After he left, he was replaced by a series of employees including Mr. Tebbs and Mr. Goldberg.

Mr. Grainger oversaw two men. First, the gregarious, ever-cheerful Mr. Humphries, whose mincing walk and sometimes flamboyant attire made him a magnet for attention and laughs. Mr. Humphries was a very social person, close to his mother, and definitely someone you’d like to invite to a dinner party.

Every sitcom needs a charming ladies man and Mr. Lucas filled that bill. Not that he ever got very far with the ladies at Grace Brothers, mind you, but he sure had a good time trying. Mr. Lucas also served as the official Grace Brothers behavior problem, smoking when he shouldn’t and attempting to explain why he was late or running in at the last minute.
When Mr. Lucas left, his spot as the thorn in Mrs. Slocombe’s side went to Mr. Spooner.

Ladies’ Separates and Underwear was headed by Mrs. Slocombe, a sharp-tongued woman of a certain age who still had an eye for the men.

She could often be heard gossiping about her nights out with her junior assistant, Miss Brahms, who herself seemed to have a very active social life. Miss Brahms could definitely hold her own and shut down any undesired male attention, which usually came from Mr. Lucas.

The maintenance men occupied the bottom rung at Grace Brothers. Mr. Mash was first, followed by Mr. Harman. They were the “untouchables” in this caste system, not even allowed on the sales floor when the store was open. However, they were the voice of rebellion and anarchy in this system and they secretly knew that they were more important than probably anyone else in the store.

The interplay between these various characters and allowing the eccentricities of each to shine through is part of the reason why AYBS? was so successful. Despite the fact that yes, it is definitely not politically correct, at its core is an accurate portrait of Britain at the time.

AYBS? gave us no moral quandaries amongst the laughs but that’s ok. There’s nothing wrong with harmless, innocent, silly fun, and that is what AYBS? provided in abundance.

Great Moments in Grace Brothers History

1973 – Season One
Mr. Lucas learns the art of “kneeing” in Dear Sexy Knickers.

The staff bonds as a transit strike forces them to spend the night at the store in Camping In.

Joanna Lumley (the former Mrs. Jeremy Lloyd) makes the first of her appearances on AYBS? as the woman demonstrating His and Her perfume.


1974 – Season Two
The staff is forced to work under very chilly conditions, but finds creative ways to stay warm in Cold Comfort.

Security cameras help find out who’s doing the stealing in Big Brother, but the staff soon wearies of being watched.

1975 – Season Three
Captain Peacock takes a short-lived trip to executive level in Up Captain Peacock.

Mrs. Slocombe also takes a short-lived trip to executive level when she mistakenly thinks she’s the object of Young Mr. Grace’s wedding proposal in Wedding Bells.

The staff celebrates German Week with one of their very best silly dances.

1976 – Season Four
Now it’s Mr.. Grainger’s turn to try life at the top in Forward Mr. Grainger. The rest of the staff, however, doesn’t particularly like his personality change.

The first of Captain Peacock’s marital woes appears in Oh What A Tangled Web, when he is wrongfully accused of cheating on his wife with Mr. Rumbold’s secretary.

1977 – Season Five
Tiddles gives birth at Grace Brothers in Mrs. Slocombe Expects.

The staff are given a new view of the store when they take over the toy department in A Change Is As Good As A Rest.

Young Mr. Grace marks his 80th birthday in Founder’s Day.


1977 – The Movie
The staff receives a well-deserved holiday on the Costa Plonka but get caught up in a revolution during Are You Being Served? The Movie. (Yes, that is Andrew Sachs, better known as Manuel from Fawlty Towers, playing another Spaniard.)

1978 – Season Six
Mr. Tebbs joins the menswear department in By Appoinmtent.

Mrs. Slocombe suffers another romantic setback when left at the altar by her Greek fiancé in Do You Take This Man?

Young Mr. Grace celebrates another birthday and is entertained by the staff in Happy Returns.

1979 – Season Seven
Mr. Goldberg replaces Mr. Tebbs in the menswear department, much to the dismay of Captain Peacock, in The Junior.

It’s Mrs. Slocombe’s turn to move up the ladder temporarily when she replaces an ill Mr. Rumbold in Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person.

The staff ends up manning the cafeteria after they rebel against the canteen workers in Anything You Can Do.

Mr. Lucas bows out after The Punch and Judy Affair.

1980-1981 – Are You Being Served Down Under
Australia opens its own “branch” of Grace Brothers with a mostly successful adaptation. John Inman reprises his role as Mr. Humphries but no other original cast members take part in this series. The scripts were based on episodes of AYBS? and adapted by Jeremy Lloyd.

1981 – Season Eight
More marital woes for Captain Peacock when he suspects his wife of having an affair with Mr. Rumbold in A Personal Problem.

The staff rebels when they are asked to take a pay cut in Sit Out.

Could Mr. Humphries be the Heir Apparent to the Grace Brothers fortune? Only his mother and Old Mr. Grace know for sure.

1983 – Season Nine
Mr. Humphries has a falling out with his mother and leaves home in Conduct Unbecoming.

The staff once again fears that they won’t get an increase in pay and that the Japanese are going to take over the
store in Monkey Business.

Mrs. Slocombe loses her pussy and begins to see Mr. Humphries as a viable substitute for her affections in Lost
and Found.

1985 – Season Ten
Will her illness and the store’s new early retirement policy signal the end of Mrs. Slocombe’s career? After working with her replacement, the staff hopes it’s not Goodbye Mrs. Slocombe.

Grace Brothers stays open “after hours” to make more money in The Night Club.

Mr. Spooner may not be popular with the management at Grace Brothers because of his tardiness, but he appears
on television and becomes The Pop Star.

1992 – 1993 – Grace and Favour/Are You Being Served? Again!
Grace Brothers closes and the staff finds that their pension money was used by Young Mr. Grace to buy a run- down manor house. Young Mr. Grace has now passed away from a heart attack brought on by his nurse, Miss Lovelock, so the house has been made into a hotel run by Mr. Rumbold. The staff has no option but to try and run it themselves, which they do for two series of Grace and Favour. (Known in the States as Are You Being Served? Again!)



Kick-Ass TV Heroines: Xena – Warrior Princess




Xena Warrior Princess

What was not to love about Xena? As Lucy Lawless says: “Xena is a bad-ass, kick-ass, pre-Mycenaean girl.” Evildoers, clearly, must stand down, but not only bad guys (and girls) have Xena-phobia. Even heroes quake when she swings her broadsword.

Originally created as a syndicated complement to Kevin Sorbo’s Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena pretty much kicked Herc to the curb. It was like when the Bionic Woman made us lose interest in the Six Million Dollar Man–only more so.

Unlike Lindsay Wagner’s early half-woman, half-machine, Xena wasn’t prone to frailty. Nor did she need robot parts. In fact, the Warrior Princess never lost. If she’s down, it’s not for long.

Plus, she was in touch with the dark side: This big-boned bruiser had definite moments of blood lust, as well as lust of some other varieties. Garbed in a leather miniskirt and armed with her trademark razor-edged, boomerang-action chakram, we watched Xena single-leggedly kick down entire platoons of Roman soldiers.

Sure, there were murmurings about Xena and her softer female sidekick, Gabrielle (actress Renée O’Connor). So what if they liked to conserve bathwater by doubling up? And what’s wrong with close friends frenching once in a while?

Then again, maybe it was true–and there’s anything wrong with that.

Actress: Lucy Lawless
Show: Xena: Warrior Princess
Character: Xena

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Classic TV Revisited: McMillan And Wife




McMillan And Wife

Starring Rock Hudson and Susan Saint James, McMillan and Wife was a super cute crime-solving saga from the 1970s made for the NBC’s Mystery Movie series.

Who were they?
Hubby was the debonair San Francisco police commissioner Stewart McMillan.

And wifey?
Sally was a foxy, rather scatterbrained dame with a knack for finding corpses.

Worked down the morgue did she?
Hardly. Sally’s finds were usually in some glitzy mansion which the couple were frequenting for a weekend cocktail party. She also had a habit of getting her life threatened or being kidnapped.

Who was in it?
Tragic Hollywood star Rock Hudson no less. He took on Stewart McMillan in his first TV role, after years as a matinee idol with movies such as Giant.

Fans of the lantern-jawed star were dismayed when he went public about having Aids. He had long kept his homosexuality secret. He carried on working in ’80s glam drama Dynasty, but make-up could not disguise the deterioration of this once-statuesque man. He died in 1985, aged 59.

What about Sally?
That role fell to raven-locked Susan Saint James. The Ali MacGraw lookalike was previously in shows such as Alias Smith And Jones and The Name of the Game.

Other characters
A vital ingredient to McMillan And Wife was sharp-tongued housekeeper Mildred, played by Nancy Walker. Somebody needed to keep the place tidy while they gallivanted about solving crime.

Famous guest stars?
Kim Basinger

The couple’s conception?
Like Hart To Hart, the idea was borrowed from Dashiell Hammett’s Thin Man books of the ’30s.

Gritty crime drama?
Hardly. These were cosy whodunnit cases, where the brutality of murder was never portrayed. The show was more about the interplay between McMillan and Sally.

Had viewers arrested?
Certainly in the US. It was the fifth highest-rated show in 1972 and 1973.

Fate of the golden couple?
Susan Saint James quit in 1976 over a contractual dispute. Nancy Walker also packed away her duster as housekeeper Mildred.

The dame’s exit was a fatal blow?
Certainly for the character of Sally – she was killed off in a plane crash. But Rock soldiered on with new assistant Sgt Steve DiMaggio (Richard Gilliland). The show became McMillan.

A winner?
Audiences dwindled and the plug was pulled.

Distinguishing features?
Cosy pillow talk, cocktail parties, Rock Hudson, pyjamas and numerous corpses.

Do say
Let’s go to bed. Turn the light out, darling.

Don’t say
Must you eat toast in bed, darling. Apologies, but I’ve got terrible flatulence. Separate bedrooms.

Not to be confused with
My Wife Next Door, Harold Macmillan, The Merry Wives Of Windsor and Mr And Mrs.

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Classic TV Revisited: The Royal




The Royal

The Royal was an ITV drama commission and was inspired by its sister programme Heartbeat.

The lowdown: This nostalgic family drama is set in the swinging 1960s and centres on the staff of a cottage hospital in Yorkshire. Newly qualified doctor David Cheriton (Julian Ovenden) is determined to make a difference to the world and arrives at St Aidan’s Royal Free Hospital in Elinsby full of big ideas. But he clashes with the hospital’s secretary TJ Middleditch (Ian Carmichael) who is determined to run things his way. Then there is the Matron (Wendy Craig) who rules her nurses with a rod of iron and tries in vain to stop them being distracted by the handsome arrival.

Memorable moments: Watch out for former Heartbeat favourite Bill Maynard who crosses dramas and continents as Claude Jeremiah Greengrass. Greengrass has returned from a Caribbean holiday with a mystery illness but that doesn’t stop him trying to earn a fast buck. It doesn’t take long before Claude attracts Matron’s ire.

Trivia: The Royal is a family affair for real life husband and wife Robert Daws (Ormerod) and Amy Robbins (Weatherill). No fewer than seven members of their clan have appeared in the series including their daughters and stepson.

Michelle Hardwick, who played receptionist Lizzie, says her favourite moment in the whole series didn’t come on screen but in the actors’ green room. She says: “I was sitting in there with Wendy Craig and Honor Blackman and we were having a lovely conversation. I sat back and thought ‘Wow, this is great, I can’t wait to tell my gran’.”

A modern day set version called The Royal Today aired 7 January – 14 March 2008.

First broadcast: 2003

Starred: Wendy Craig, Ian Carmichael, Michael Starke, Robert Daws and Julian Ovenden

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