OK “90 Day” devotees, it’s time for another episode of “Before the 90 Days” that is set to deliver a potent cocktail of awkward encounters, uncomfortable truths, and questionable decisions. In “The Dark Is Rising,” several couples find themselves teetering on the precipice of romantic implosion.
First up, Magda decides to take the direct approach with Joe, grilling him about the timeline of his last sexual escapade. One suspects this conversation won’t be unfolding over a candlelit dinner. Prepare for some forced smiles and possibly a spontaneous combustion event.
Meanwhile, Niles’s spidey senses start tingling, leading him to suspect Matilda hasn’t been entirely forthcoming. Could this be the beginning of the end for this fragile pairing? Only time will tell, but the forecast calls for a high probability of heartbreak.
Then, in a move that can only be described as audacious, Loren floats the idea of marrying Faith’s mother. Is this a grand gesture of love, a desperate attempt to salvage a sinking ship, or perhaps a sign that someone needs a nap? File this one under “things that make you go ‘hmm.’”
And just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, Ingrid unearths Brian’s extensive marital history. Turns out, he’s been down the aisle not once, not twice, but four times. One can only imagine Ingrid’s internal monologue at this point, which likely involves some colorful language and the urgent desire for a stiff drink. This revelation has the potential to send their relationship into a tailspin of epic proportions.
Elsewhere in the “90 Day” universe, Sunny presents Veah with an ultimatum, which probably isn’t about choosing between pizza toppings. Decisions, decisions…
Sunday’s episode marks the 13th installment of season 7, and the tension that’s been simmering for weeks finally looks set to boil over. Expect emotional outbursts, terse exchanges, and maybe even a tear or two (or a dozen). Tune in to witness the potential fallout.
“90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days” airs Sundays at 8:00 PM on TLC.
