The Bachelor continues its quest for love, punctuated by manufactured drama and contrived scenarios. This week, the women grapple with the perplexing concept of “girl math,” a social calculus seemingly designed to justify questionable financial choices.
Providing expert guidance in this esoteric field are Shark Tank’s Daniel Lubetzky and comedian Hannah Berner, whose presence raises questions about the educational value of reality television. In a transparent attempt to inject some adrenaline into the proceedings, Grant and a chosen contestant will plummet from the Strat Hotel in Las Vegas, an 829-foot drop that likely mirrors the emotional freefall experienced by rejected contestants.
A sudden departure from the mansion throws a wrench into the pre-planned itinerary, resulting in an impromptu group date where the grand prize is a one-on-one dinner with Grant.
Adding to the surreal mix is reality TV veteran Lisa Vanderpump, accompanied by her canine entourage. As if things weren’t sufficiently chaotic, Grant orchestrates a prom night for the remaining women, featuring a cameo from “The Golden Bachelorette.” One can only hope the chaperones are on high alert.
The Bachelor airs Mondays at 8/7c on ABC.
