The Cruise: Fun-Loving Brits at Sea: Season 3, Episode 3 (5, Wednesday, April 2, 2025)

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“The Cruise” continues on Channel 5 this Wednesday, following the crew and passengers of the Valiant Lady as they chart a course for Ibiza. But before the party can start, there are security checks to conduct, sporting activities to conquer, and a rather unexpected mid-voyage emergency.

As the ship prepares to depart Gibraltar, Senior Security Guard Vivek undertakes the crucial task of ensuring no unauthorized guests sneak aboard. Will he find any stowaways lurking in the shadows? Meanwhile, newlyweds Tom and Nico embrace the ship’s energetic offerings, from dodgeball tournaments to grueling HIIT classes. And for rock star agent Natalia, it’s business as usual, juggling a dizzying array of passenger requests, from swapping drinks orders to facilitating in-cabin vinyl record exchanges.

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But the real drama kicks off when the Valiant Lady encounters a vessel in distress. The ship’s leisurely cruise to Ibiza grinds to a halt, and a ship-wide emergency response is initiated. What unfolds next is a genuine display of maritime teamwork and a stark reminder of the unpredictable nature of life at sea.

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Amidst the action, we also catch up with Scottish rock star couple Claire and Neil, who are celebrating Claire’s 40th birthday with a slightly unconventional mix of cocktails and acupuncture. Tune in to Channel 5 on Wednesday, April 2nd at 4:00 PM for sun, sea, and potential stowaways.

Isabelle aka Izzy Jacobs is the features editor at memorabletv.com. Isabelle is particularly drawn to crime dramas, but she also has a not so secret love for all things reality TV. In addition to her work at memorabletv.com, Isabelle is also an avid traveler and a devoted foodie.