Ah, Love During Lockup. The show that proves romance isn’t dead, it’s just doing time. This Friday, WE tv unleashes a new season of questionable decisions and questionable haircuts, introducing a fresh cohort of couples grappling with the joys and sorrows of prison-based relationships.
We have Sam, a man so devoted he’s willing to wait seven years for his betrothed’s release. Seven years. That’s longer than some people wait for a decent bagel in this city. One can only hope he’s invested in a good set of headphones for those collect calls. Then there’s Tia, whose romantic bubble bursts when she learns her fiancé, Rob, has other post-parole plans, namely, a different woman. The dramatic irony is palpable. Will these relationships withstand the pressure cooker of re-entry, or will freedom prove to be the ultimate dealbreaker?
And let’s not forget Savannah, a recovering addict who’s fallen for her former weed dealer, a pairing as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. Hunter adds more dysfunction, as a careless confession threatens his upcoming release. All this, coupled with the inevitable eruption of hidden secrets and simmering resentments, sets the stage for a season of relationship car crashes. Tune in if you enjoy watching train wrecks from the comfort of your couch.
Love During Lockup airs Fridays at 8:00 PM on WE tv.