Magnolia’s Restoring Galveston returns with the Cordrays once again knee-deep in sawdust and shiplap, this time tackling a 1940s house with a twist. The latest victim—er, project—is dubbed a “Millennial Mansion,” a moniker that immediately raises eyebrows, conjuring images of avocado toast and Edison bulbs run amok. But before we brace for a full-blown onslaught of Instagram-ready décor, let’s see what this transformation actually entails.
The episode follows a first-time homeowner, presumably of the millennial generation (though let’s not get bogged down in generational labels, shall we?), as she enlists the Cordrays’ expertise to overhaul her newly acquired property.
The synopsis hints at a substantial remodel, including a reclaimed brick porch, which, depending on the execution, could be charming or a Pinterest fail of epic proportions. Custom woodwork is also on the agenda, promising either artisanal craftsmanship or something vaguely reminiscent of a high school shop class project. Finally, a “colorful new kitchen” is teased, leaving us to wonder if we’re in for a tasteful splash of vibrancy or a full-blown assault on the retinas.
The real question is whether the “Millennial Mansion” label is a genuine reflection of the homeowner’s aesthetic or a bit of playful branding by Magnolia. Will the renovation respect the home’s original character while incorporating modern elements, or will it be a complete erasure of history in favor of trendy open-concept living spaces and ubiquitous barn doors? The preview, predictably, keeps those details close to the vest. But, as always with Restoring Galveston, the journey from dilapidated dwelling to polished gem is at least half the fun. So, tune in to witness the unveiling of this “Millennial Mansion” and decide for yourself whether the final product is a triumph of design or a tragic testament to the fickle nature of home renovation trends.
Restoring Galveston airs Wednesdays at 9/8c on Magnolia TV.