Let’s be clear, “Scare Tactics” is not exactly highbrow entertainment. It’s the TV equivalent of that friend who loves to jump out from behind corners and yell “Boo!” But sometimes, you’re in the mood for that kind of silly, predictable fright, and if that’s the case, “False Prophet,” the latest episode, might just be your cup of poisoned Kool-Aid.
This week’s menu of terror includes three unsuspecting victims facing scenarios designed to make them question their sanity. First up, we have a potential cult inductee. Will they succumb to the charismatic leader and the group’s questionable rituals, or will they make a run for it before things get too weird? Given the show’s track record, smart money’s on a full-blown freakout.
Then there’s the bad date from hell, which takes a supernatural turn when a curse is involved. Because honestly, what’s a bad date without a little ancient Sumerian hexing to spice things up? Expect awkward silences, forced laughter, and maybe a dash of projectile vomiting – you know, standard first date stuff.
Finally, we have the language lesson that goes lethally wrong. Apparently, someone skipped the chapter on “How to Not Die in Spanish 101.” One can only imagine the horror of realizing your verb conjugations have somehow summoned a demonic tutor.
“Scare Tactics” has always thrived on the sheer panic of its victims, so expect plenty of screaming, wide-eyed stares, and possibly a few soiled pants. The show walks a fine line between funny and cruel, and whether it lands on the right side is often a matter of personal taste. But hey, if watching people lose their minds over fake spiders and possessed dolls is your idea of a good time, then tune in Friday night.
“Scare Tactics” airs Fridays at 10:00 PM on USA Network.
