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Classic TV Revisited: Sorry



Sorry was a farcical BBC1 sitcom running from 1981-1988 with Ronnie Corbett as a pint-sized, sex-starved, moped-riding librarian who still lived at home at the age of 41. Barbara Lott and William Moore co-starred.

Why was it golden?
Though not a patch on Corbett’s collaborations with Ronnie Barker in The Two Ronnies, the series struck a chord with viewers. Corbett was outstanding as Timothy Lumsden who couldn’t escape his horrendous mum.

How did it begin?
It wasn’t actually the first time that Ronnie Corbett had played someone dominated by his mum.

He made a habit of it then?
He starred in two series of BBC1’s Now Look Here… in 1971 and 1973 as henpecked Ronnie who spent the first run trying to escape his mother.

Who thought that one up?
Graham Chapman of Monty Python fame and Barry Cryer penned it and by the second series Ronnie was married.

Why was Sorry! so popular?
It was probably a case of there but for the grace of God for millions of men who’d fled overpowering mothers.

Was mum really that bad?
Phyllis, played brilliantly by Barbara Lott, was a true TV monster.

Classic TV Revisited Sorry

Her harridan ways were guaranteed to keep son Timothy in his place. She made him toasted soldiers to dip in his boiled egg every morning and basically treated him like a schoolboy.

Did Timothy ever rebel?
He had plenty of rows with mother Phyllis, especially where women were concerned but she always ruled the roost.

In the very first episode in 1981 he took a date to a river boat party but his mother followed him and ruined everything.

Didn’t his dad stick up for him?
Father Sidney (William Moore) was totally henpecked and his catchphrase was “Language, Timothy” during arguments.

Was it popular?
You either loved it or hated it — at its peak it was watched by more than 16m.

Was it short on jokes?
No more cracks about Ronnie Corbett’s height, please. There were plenty of laughs but those who disliked it wanted to strangle his character Timothy and his Medusa of a mother.

Why didn’t he just leave home?
That’s what millions of viewers shouted at the TV screen every week.

Why did it end?
After seven series writers Ian Davidson and Peter Vincent finally took pity on Timothy Lumsden.

Was it matricide?
No, they couldn’t kill off his harridan of a mother as the comedy was shown before the watershed.

What happened then?
In the final run in 1988 Timothy’s sexual frustration finally ended when he was allowed to get engaged to Pippa (Bridget Brice) and fly the coop.

Distinguishing features?
Mother love or was it smother love?; the maternal thumb prints on top of Timothy’s head; “Language Timothy!”; “Sorry, Father!”

Do say:
“A warning to all mummy’s boys on the perils of not leaving home before 30.”

Do not say:
“It’s not as funny as Ronnie Barker’s sitcoms Porridge and Open All Hours.”

Not to be confused with:
Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em; Sorry I’ll Read That Again.



Kick-Ass TV Heroines: Xena – Warrior Princess




Xena Warrior Princess

What was not to love about Xena? As Lucy Lawless says: “Xena is a bad-ass, kick-ass, pre-Mycenaean girl.” Evildoers, clearly, must stand down, but not only bad guys (and girls) have Xena-phobia. Even heroes quake when she swings her broadsword.

Originally created as a syndicated complement to Kevin Sorbo’s Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena pretty much kicked Herc to the curb. It was like when the Bionic Woman made us lose interest in the Six Million Dollar Man–only more so.

Unlike Lindsay Wagner’s early half-woman, half-machine, Xena wasn’t prone to frailty. Nor did she need robot parts. In fact, the Warrior Princess never lost. If she’s down, it’s not for long.

Plus, she was in touch with the dark side: This big-boned bruiser had definite moments of blood lust, as well as lust of some other varieties. Garbed in a leather miniskirt and armed with her trademark razor-edged, boomerang-action chakram, we watched Xena single-leggedly kick down entire platoons of Roman soldiers.

Sure, there were murmurings about Xena and her softer female sidekick, Gabrielle (actress Renée O’Connor). So what if they liked to conserve bathwater by doubling up? And what’s wrong with close friends frenching once in a while?

Then again, maybe it was true–and there’s anything wrong with that.

Actress: Lucy Lawless
Show: Xena: Warrior Princess
Character: Xena

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Classic TV Revisited: McMillan And Wife




McMillan And Wife

Starring Rock Hudson and Susan Saint James, McMillan and Wife was a super cute crime-solving saga from the 1970s made for the NBC’s Mystery Movie series.

Who were they?
Hubby was the debonair San Francisco police commissioner Stewart McMillan.

And wifey?
Sally was a foxy, rather scatterbrained dame with a knack for finding corpses.

Worked down the morgue did she?
Hardly. Sally’s finds were usually in some glitzy mansion which the couple were frequenting for a weekend cocktail party. She also had a habit of getting her life threatened or being kidnapped.

Who was in it?
Tragic Hollywood star Rock Hudson no less. He took on Stewart McMillan in his first TV role, after years as a matinee idol with movies such as Giant.

Fans of the lantern-jawed star were dismayed when he went public about having Aids. He had long kept his homosexuality secret. He carried on working in ’80s glam drama Dynasty, but make-up could not disguise the deterioration of this once-statuesque man. He died in 1985, aged 59.

What about Sally?
That role fell to raven-locked Susan Saint James. The Ali MacGraw lookalike was previously in shows such as Alias Smith And Jones and The Name of the Game.

Other characters
A vital ingredient to McMillan And Wife was sharp-tongued housekeeper Mildred, played by Nancy Walker. Somebody needed to keep the place tidy while they gallivanted about solving crime.

Famous guest stars?
Kim Basinger

The couple’s conception?
Like Hart To Hart, the idea was borrowed from Dashiell Hammett’s Thin Man books of the ’30s.

Gritty crime drama?
Hardly. These were cosy whodunnit cases, where the brutality of murder was never portrayed. The show was more about the interplay between McMillan and Sally.

Had viewers arrested?
Certainly in the US. It was the fifth highest-rated show in 1972 and 1973.

Fate of the golden couple?
Susan Saint James quit in 1976 over a contractual dispute. Nancy Walker also packed away her duster as housekeeper Mildred.

The dame’s exit was a fatal blow?
Certainly for the character of Sally – she was killed off in a plane crash. But Rock soldiered on with new assistant Sgt Steve DiMaggio (Richard Gilliland). The show became McMillan.

A winner?
Audiences dwindled and the plug was pulled.

Distinguishing features?
Cosy pillow talk, cocktail parties, Rock Hudson, pyjamas and numerous corpses.

Do say
Let’s go to bed. Turn the light out, darling.

Don’t say
Must you eat toast in bed, darling. Apologies, but I’ve got terrible flatulence. Separate bedrooms.

Not to be confused with
My Wife Next Door, Harold Macmillan, The Merry Wives Of Windsor and Mr And Mrs.

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Classic TV Revisited: The Royal




The Royal

The Royal was an ITV drama commission and was inspired by its sister programme Heartbeat.

The lowdown: This nostalgic family drama is set in the swinging 1960s and centres on the staff of a cottage hospital in Yorkshire. Newly qualified doctor David Cheriton (Julian Ovenden) is determined to make a difference to the world and arrives at St Aidan’s Royal Free Hospital in Elinsby full of big ideas. But he clashes with the hospital’s secretary TJ Middleditch (Ian Carmichael) who is determined to run things his way. Then there is the Matron (Wendy Craig) who rules her nurses with a rod of iron and tries in vain to stop them being distracted by the handsome arrival.

Memorable moments: Watch out for former Heartbeat favourite Bill Maynard who crosses dramas and continents as Claude Jeremiah Greengrass. Greengrass has returned from a Caribbean holiday with a mystery illness but that doesn’t stop him trying to earn a fast buck. It doesn’t take long before Claude attracts Matron’s ire.

Trivia: The Royal is a family affair for real life husband and wife Robert Daws (Ormerod) and Amy Robbins (Weatherill). No fewer than seven members of their clan have appeared in the series including their daughters and stepson.

Michelle Hardwick, who played receptionist Lizzie, says her favourite moment in the whole series didn’t come on screen but in the actors’ green room. She says: “I was sitting in there with Wendy Craig and Honor Blackman and we were having a lovely conversation. I sat back and thought ‘Wow, this is great, I can’t wait to tell my gran’.”

A modern day set version called The Royal Today aired 7 January – 14 March 2008.

First broadcast: 2003

Starred: Wendy Craig, Ian Carmichael, Michael Starke, Robert Daws and Julian Ovenden

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